The Twelve Dreary Days of Christmas.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me................
12 pints of lager
11 stoners rolling
10 bongs are blowin
9 lads are humpin'
8 ladies cummin'
7 re-possessions
6 giros cashin'
5 BAGS OF WHIZZ
4 broken teeth
3 in a bed
2 hand jobs
and a condom hung from a tree.................
merry xmas from all at Dear Dreary.x