Dear Dreary.
I put mine up two weeks before Christmas. It hadn't been up long when it started to droop and make a mess of the carpet. My baubles were very fragile so I wrapped them up in cotten wool to protect them if they got knocked or anything.
My beautiful angel slid off the tip and landed in the dog basket.
My friend said that he's keeping his up until New Year. Mind you, he's sprayed his to keep it firm and upright and it does last a lot longer.
I'm wondering Dreary, do you think it makes a difference what you stick it in? Are these sprays really that effective?
Yours,
Big John Holmes,
Hollywood.

　
　
　

Dear john.
There is nothing to match the beauty + majesty of a natural one standing proud and erect in the comfort of your own home. It blitzes the senses with its unique feel,smell,and -yes!-taste. how satisfying!
It has to be said however that there comes a time when maybe the best all-round option is to consider going artificial.This erdicates the growing pressure of uncertainty of how it will perform each time it is required. Quality guaranteed with each and erection!
A whole range of sizes and colours is available,you can even have a different size in each room. It is even possible to have one that automatically lights up when you slip it out of the box.
Your life could be transformed!
Try a bright pink one and the Hollywood gay community will love you forever.
Dreary. x